xmas rum

I used to wait till xmas eve and then stay up all night making hand-drawn cards, for a small handful of people. And the size of my hands seemed to get smaller every year. Until I lost my hands entirely, and wasn't able to make any xmas cards for anyone.

But I'm kinda making up for it this year because I insisted that anyone and their dog that wanted one should send me their address. Lo and behold, they actually listened.

They'll all arrive late of course, but I've spent a bunch of late nights. Drawing, printing, cutting, folding, writing, addressing, and stamping.

Anyways, even though it seems like a festive thing to do, don't get into the rum while you're writing your xmas cards. I spent the next few days staring at all those sealed envelopes wondering what I could possibly have written inside, before finally saying f*** it and dumping them into the mailbox anyways.

Sorry in advance.






Happy holidays. I don't even like you people!